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ludzies:

My club name is DJ Eckleburg

(via luisabellomy)

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catholicnun:

i want to talk to you but im ugly

(via thorlnoakenshield)

(Source: frenchcore, via lasagnababy)

officialtobio:

officialtobio:

where is that picture of a cartoon cat wearing four high heels that goes around every halloween to help people with anxiety

image

(via gamegrrl)

anglelica:

smashmouth was right… so much to do, so much to see

(via gamegrrl)

nickfuckface:

when ur having a casual conversation and it shit gets serious
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(via gamegrrl)

urlannoying:

when you still need to fill another half a pageimage

(via okprem)

nostalgiaultra:

Gary’s Sex Tips #1002

If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!

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brownglucose:

robregal:

lookatthewords:

star-lawd-star:

fuck

why do ya’ll make these

I was nowhere NEAR ready for that lol

Every Wednesday, from now on

(Source: rock-lee, via thanl)

“he refuses to discuss this with me. rent is 13 years overdue”

(Source: releasethedoves, via thanl)

  • me: instantly jumps to worst possible conclusion
highdie: thankyouforthedildos: you know why I love this? Because that man dressed as nurse joy was so committed to his character he dyed his mustache and beard. my idol I DIDNT EVEN REALISE THERE WAS A GUY OMG FAB

highdie:

thankyouforthedildos:

you know why I love this? Because that man dressed as nurse joy was so committed to his character he dyed his mustache and beard.

my idol

I DIDNT EVEN REALISE THERE WAS A GUY OMG FAB

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